“What Would I Tell My Sunday School Children?” After a string of forgettable dates, I found myself mindlessly swiping through a dating app one evening. I wasn’t expecting much, especially when I matched with someone who didn’t even have a profile picture. But something about her bio—simple, sweet, no drama—made me curious.
I messaged her, and we hit it off. Texts turned into phone calls, and eventually, I asked her to meet in person. I figured, worst case, we’d have a boring dinner. Best case, maybe a spark. Either way, I was ready for a change.
When she walked into the cafe, my jaw dropped.
She was stunning. Petite at about 5’2″, with soft strawberry blonde hair, bright baby blue eyes, and a smile that could stop traffic. She was the last thing I expected—and exactly what I hoped for.
We made our way to my car, and as I drove us to dinner, I lit a cigarette out of habit. Glancing at her, I casually offered her one.
“Oh, heavens no,” she said, shaking her head. “What would I tell my Sunday school children?”
I chuckled. “You teach Sunday school?”
“Every week,” she said proudly.
I’d never dated someone religious before, but I was intrigued. She had a warm, gentle energy that was hard to ignore.
At the restaurant, I ordered a steak, she went with the lobster, and I asked the waiter for the second-most expensive bottle of wine on the menu—trying to impress, of course. When the wine arrived and I poured us both a glass, she politely declined.
“No wine?” I asked, raising an eyebrow.
“Oh, heavens no,” she said again, smiling. “What would I tell my Sunday school children?”
Fair enough, I thought. We were different, but the conversation flowed easily. She was witty, kind, and full of stories about her students. I found myself hanging on her every word.
Later, while driving her home, we passed a modest roadside motel. Half-joking, half-testing the waters, I said, “You know… we could grab a room, fool around a little. Just for fun?”
She turned to me with a sly grin and said, “I thought you’d never ask!”
I nearly swerved off the road.
“Wait, seriously?” I laughed, stunned. “After all that—no smoking, no drinking—you’re okay with this?”
She leaned closer, her eyes sparkling with mischief.
“Of course,” she said. “Because the one thing I always tell my Sunday school kids is this—
you don’t need to smoke or drink… to have a good time.”
I couldn’t help but laugh. That night didn’t go the way I expected—but it went a whole lot better.