Wife Calls A Husband.
H – “Hello?”
W – “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
H – “Yes.”
W – “Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It’s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?”
H – “What’s the price?”
W – “Only $1,500.00.”
H – “Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much…”
W – “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership to look at the new models…”
H – “The what?”
W – “The new Mercedes! You know, the one I’ve always dreamed of—the silver one with the cream interior. They said they could give me a
special price today.”
