The only wedding photo I display is a carefully edited shot of Jeff and me outside the church—beautiful, but stripped of the chaos that really unfolded that day. The rest are hidden away, thanks to one person: my mother-in-law, Linda.
Our wedding was nearly perfect until Linda arrived fashionably late… wearing a full-length white lace gown. Not off-white. Bridal white. She stole the spotlight, paraded down the aisle like she was the bride, and clung to Jeff all night. I tried to focus on our day, repeating the mantra: Don’t give her the power.
Later, I had her cropped out of the photos and moved on—literally. Jeff and I moved across the state.
Years later, his brother Dylan got engaged to the sweet and unsuspecting Sarah. I warned her about Linda. She said not to worry—Linda had promised to behave.
She didn’t.
Linda showed up late again, wearing the same white lace dress—this time with a red sash and matching lipstick, like that made it okay. She clung to Dylan, inserted herself into every photo, and soaked up attention like it was her job.
Then came the sweet moment of justice.
The photographer asked for just the bride and groom. Linda stepped forward. He blinked and asked, “Oh… are you the bride?”
Silence.
When Linda snapped, “I can wear whatever I want,” it was clear the illusion had shattered. Dylan pulled Sarah close. Linda stormed off, heels sinking in the grass.
Later, Sarah FaceTimed me. “The photos are in,” she beamed. “And don’t worry—Linda didn’t make the cut.”