A wealthy man had an affair with an Italian woman who got pregnant. To keep it secret, he gave her money to move to Italy and asked her to send a postcard with “Spaghetti” when the baby was born. Later, he got a postcard saying, “Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.” He fainted.
A woman went to Italy for work. Her husband joked, “Bring me an Italian girl!” She replied later, “I tried, now we wait nine months to see if it’s a girl!”
A blonde on her first flight yelled “BOEING! BOEING!” The pilot told her to be quiet, so she shouted “OEING! OEING!”
And little Johnny’s classic: “Do farts have lumps?” “No.” “Then I definitely pooped my pants.”
