On a warm afternoon in the Deep South, two Southern belles sat rocking gently on the wide front porch of a grand white-pillared mansion.

With glasses of sweet tea in hand and the sound of cicadas buzzing in the background, their conversation drifted toward family, marriage, and the gifts that life—and husbands—can bring.

The Boastful Belle

The first lady, dressed in crisp linen and pearls, spoke with quiet pride.

“When my first child was born,” she began, “my husband built me this beautiful mansion. Every column, every polished floorboard was his gift to me for giving him an heir.”

The second lady smiled politely and answered in her soft drawl, “Well, isn’t that nice?”