Irish viagra: An elderly woman visits her physician

In a marriage where passion has dimmed over the years, this older woman decides to try a bold trick to reignite the spark. In an effort to revive their love life, she secretly slips Viagra into her husband’s coffee — little did she know, this simple move would lead to quite the unexpected outcome…

An older woman visits her doctor, seeking advice because her husband is having more and more trouble with his libido.
The doctor asks, “Have you ever tried Viagra?”

“Not a chance!” she replies. “That stubborn old man refuses to take any pills. He won’t even take aspirin!”

“Well, you might need to trick him,” suggests the doctor. “I recommend what’s called ‘Irish Viagra.’”

“Irish Viagra?” she asks, intrigued. “What’s that?”

“Simple,” explains the doctor. “You just slip a pill into his coffee. He won’t taste it. Here’s a sample—try it and let me know next week if it works.”

The woman returns to the doctor the following week. When he asks how it went, she says, “Oh my God, did it ever work! But it was absolutely awful!”

“Awful?” the doctor asks, surprised.

“Yep,” she replies. “I did exactly what you said. I slipped the pill into his coffee, and he drank it. Well, you know, it took effect almost immediately, and he jumped straight up out of his chair with a smile on his face, a twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging. He jumped up, knocked the dishes off the table, ripped my clothes off, and made love to me right there on the table. It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!”

“Why was it so bad?” the doctor asks. “Wasn’t the sex good?”

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