Last Saturday started off like any other.
The sky was clear, birds chirped, and I stepped outside to check on the garden. But something odd caught my eye.
At first glance, it looked like a thick, twisted rope, lazily draped across the lawn. Maybe someone had dropped it by mistake? I stepped forward, curious.
Then I stopped cold.
“What if it’s a snake?”
My heart skipped. I grabbed my phone, zoomed in with trembling hands, and cautiously moved closer. Each step felt heavier — my breath short and shallow. But what I saw next was worse than a snake. Stranger.
It was moving — slowly, steadily, and in a line.
A living line.
On closer inspection, it wasn’t one creature but dozens — no, hundreds — of small, fuzzy caterpillars, tightly packed and marching in perfect formation, like a single organism. I counted roughly 150. A caterpillar parade, right in my yard.
Where were they going? Why in such a neat line?
Nature’s secrets can be elegant or eerie. I wondered if it was a survival tactic — moving together to confuse predators. Or maybe it was efficiency — the lead caterpillars cleared the path for those behind. Whatever it was, I couldn’t look away.
But little did I know, the real horror wasn’t in the yard.
That Night: A Different Kind of Crawl
Later that evening, I met up with a friend for dinner — a trendy spot downtown known for its “fresh, earthy” dishes. We laughed about the caterpillars. I even showed her the video.
We ordered salads. Hers had avocado, quinoa, and something that looked like chia seeds sprinkled on top.
Everything was great — until it wasn’t.
Halfway through her meal, she froze mid-bite.
“Do you see that?” she whispered, eyes locked on her plate.
We leaned in.
At first glance, the little black dots looked like seeds. But then… they moved.
Tiny black specks, twitching. Crawling.
The plate held not seasoning — but insect eggs, some possibly already hatching.
I wanted to believe I was imagining it, that maybe my brain was still wired from the caterpillars earlier. But no. These things were real, alive, and right in our food.
Panic took over.
We bolted out of the restaurant and headed straight for the hospital. Doctors ran tests, gave us medication “just in case,” and told us to monitor for symptoms. Thankfully, we were okay — at least physically. But mentally?
Every time I see chia seeds now, I pause. I remember the way those tiny orbs squirmed in the salad. How something so seemingly harmless could suddenly turn your stomach and your trust upside down.
