Honeymoon Confessions
On their honeymoon night, the husband nervously admits, “I have a confession.”
The wife replies, “So do I.”
He cringes, “Don’t tell me—you’ve eaten my socks!”
Little Johnny at the Toy Shop
Johnny tries to buy a toy plane with Monopoly money.
The shopkeeper says, “That’s not real money!”
Johnny walks away.
After the third time, Johnny says, “Well, this isn’t a real plane either!”